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I'm Shocked!

Shocked that you gave their missile credit for making it that far! For those whose panties are in a bunch over the patriotism is this Flash: Hold your Horses! In a few more years, America's gonna suck just as much as your piss-ant little burghs, so let us enjoy our greatness while it still remains.

Good show!

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol.

Getting better

I hope we're not going to have to endure that long-ass intro for every episode! I like the concept (I did something similar in "Space Opus: Episode 2" except that my knowledge of B5 is close to zero and I can't draw). I'm not a fan of tinny video game music for epic space battles, but I guess it's hard to get good samples of classical music for the score unless you're willing to steal it. If Ep2 has more new stuff, your score will improve mightily.

raveninskyprime responds:

You're pretty much right about the music, but I also thought that for a flash video that perhaps old video game music would fit... that and this is a rediculous concept.

Also, that long intro will not be present in part II, I've learned my lesson since my first video... long intros = bad. I was actually meaning for the 'intro' to be viewed as more scene setting... but I learn as I go!

Worst of both worlds

If you're going to both draw and Cut&Paste, try to at least do *one* of them well; people will forgive you for that. I suck at drawing, so I mostly do photoshopping and C&P, but I still work on drawing. Find a strength and build it up.

Work on the plot, too.

IThinkImDrunk responds:

Haha I thought I might try a "best of both worlds" but if it was the worst...
Ah well, thanks for constructive review...

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I think the 19 ending has a bug. If you buy the porn and Loane runs to the bathroom to fix her makeup, she finds the mag and decides she must become a slut to get Tom. The achievement goes uncredited.

The game worked for me at least. The mechanics were typical of other similar games, only with less appealing girls, the one forest chick bordering on jailbait. I'm sure all cartoon characters depicted were of a legal age, but couldn't the main character build a raft and find an island with prettier girls?Or build a raft and actually rescue them all?

nororolf responds:

thank you for the review.
all the girls are legal aged :) emily is just a little bit small. the thing with the raft is a pretty good idea. but the game would be too short maybe if we would integrate that :)

I'm done with this game. I finally get the flute thing down and it fails a perfect performance.

knotgames responds:

We made it skipable. There is a green button to skip it if the minigame is a problem. Then you can go back to perform it if you want to earn some money.

Retired from the Air Force; former tech writer/learning developer for a medical IT software company, where I learned Flash ...currently just bumming around working up the nerve to start college classes.

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